Oh, how convenient! Now you can get Diazepam online and pay for it with the click of a button. Because who needs a prescription or proper medical advice anyway? I mean, why bother going through all that hassle when you can now have easy access to a potentially addictive and dangerous drug in just a few minutes? It's almost like these online payment options are encouraging people to self-medicate without any oversight or accountability.

Who needs doctors when you can diagnose yourself and blindly trust whatever sketchy website pops up on your Google search? It's truly remarkable how technology has advanced to prioritize convenience over common sense and personal well-being. But hey, at least you don't have to leave your couch to potentially endanger your health. Progress, right?